30 Gut Wrenching Divorce Quotes

Divorce or Separation. Both are gut wrenching bad experiences to go through. It’s take a huge emotional toll on the people going through it. In this turmoil often comes wisdom. Such as the wisdom seen in these quotes about divorce.

What we wait around a lifetime for with one person, we can find in a moment with someone else.

Stephanie Klein


Divorce isn’t such a tragedy. A tragedy’s staying in an unhappy marriage, teaching your children the wrong things about love. Nobody ever died of divorce.

Jennifer Weiner



My husband and I have never considered divorce…murder sometimes, but never divorce.

Joyce Brothers


Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.

Groucho Marx



Divorce lawyers stoke anger and fear in their clients, knowing that as long as the conflicts remain unresolved the revenue stream will keep flowing.

Craig Ferguson


So we fell asleep holding hands. If married couples got to do this all the time, shit if I could understand how there were ever divorces, or even fights.

John Barnes


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The groom should not see you in the dress just before the wedding, that’s bad luck. You know what’s worst luck? Is getting married, itself. I’ve read studies. It’s like 2 out of 3 of those end in divorce, sometimes more. 3 out of 2, some.

Hank Moody


Losing a mate to death is devastating but it’s not a personal attack like divorce. When somebody you love stops loving you and walks away, it’s an insult beyond comparison.

Sue Merrell



Those who divorce aren’t necessarily the most unhappy, just those neatly able to believe their misery is caused by one other person.

Alain de Botton


The obvious effect of frivolous divorce will be frivolous marriage. If people can be separated for no reason they will feel it all the easier to be united for no reason.

G.K. Chesterton



Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce.

P.J. O’Rourke


Marriage is not 50-50. Divorce is 50-50. Marriage has to be 100-100. It isn’t dividing everything in half, but giving everything you’ve got!

Dave Willis



Lovers who are free to go when they are restless always come back; lovers who are free to change remain interesting. The bitter animosity and obscenity of divorce is unknown where individuals have not become Siamese twins.

Germaine Greer


Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & REJUVENATE!

Rossana Condoleo



People do not get married planning to divorce. Divorce is the result of a lack of preparation for marriage and the failure to learn the skills of working together as teammates in an intimate relationship.

Gary Chapman


If a tree falls in the forest and kills your ex-wife, what do you do with the lumber?

Neil S. Plakcy



I was very happy in both my marriages. I was unfaithful and so were they, just like any other normal couple.

Paulo Coelho


I’m going to marry him. And if he thinks he can get divorced and married every two or three years in the approved Hollywood fashion, well, he never made a bigger mistake in his life. He’s going to marry and stick to me.

Agatha Christie



She says what holds their marriage together is that she feels too damn sorry for him to ask for a divorce.

Dean Koontz


There are two things you should never do alone: one is get divorced, the other is drink.

Cheryl Nielsen