29 Funny Will Ferrell Movie Quotes

A native of Irvine, California, John William “Will” Ferrell was born on July 16, 1967.  A son to an elementary school teacher and a member of The Righteous Brothers musical group, Ferrell spent his early life swearing away many of the things that would later bring him success. When he was only 8 years old, due to his father’s frequent absences for long periods of time, Will decided he never wanted a career in show business.

Comedy was natural to Ferrell though, as he performed skits over the school intercom in his senior year of high school. He wrote his own material and had the principal’s blessing. He won “Best Personality”, as voted by his classmates. Oddly enough, as a glint of futuristic premonition, Ferrell was known for streaking around his college campus, the University of Southern California, where he was a member of the Delta Tau Delta Fraternity. Later in his life, he’d portray a fraternity brother with a classic streaking scene in the film Old School.

In 1995, Ferrell became a feature cast member of Saturday Night Live, during a year when the show was undergoing significant recasting. It was not a successful year for him, and he was seen as one of the most un-liked cast members. Will stuck it out, and went on to become one of the show’s favorites, with his impersonations, and ended up staying with the show for seven years.  He was nominated for an Emmy for his impersonation of George W. Bush, and is one of the few cast members to ever have a nomination.

After leaving Saturday Night Live, Ferrell pursued a rather successful career in feature films, and has possibly created some of his most memorable characters during these years. He currently lives in L.A. with his wife, and continues to speak some of the funniest quotes of all time.

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Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which, of course, in German means a whale’s vagina.

Ron Burgundy
Anchorman

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Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we’re going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don’t know, I don’t know if we’ll have enough time.

Frank
Old School

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Hey. They laughed at Louis Armstrong when he said he was gonna go to the moon. Now he’s up there, laughing at them.

Chazz Michael Michaels
Blades of Glory

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I swear, I’m so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she’s of age, I’m putting her in a home.

Brennan Huff
Step Brothers

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Hey, Nancy Kerrigan. You an official here? Cuz you have officially given me a boner.

Chazz Michael Michaels
Blades of Glory

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I wanna say something. I’m gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don’t, send it right back … I want to be on you.

Ron Burgundy
Anchorman

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Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we’re going to go to Home Depot…Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don’t know, I don’t know if we’ll have enough time.

Frank
Old School

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If we went to a Halloween party dressed as Batman and Robin, I’d go as Robin. That’s how much you mean to me.

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Blades of Glory[hr]

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For just one night let’s not be co-workers. Let’s be co-people.

Ron Burgundy
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

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[to his dog Baxer] What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole… wheel of cheese? How’d you do that? Heck, I’m not even mad; that’s amazing. How ‘bout we get you in your pj’s and we hit the hay.

Ron Burgundy
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

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Well let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said…’I’m too drunk to taste this chicken.

Ricky Bobby
Talladega Nights

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Everybody panic! Oh my God, there’s a bear loose in the coliseum! There will be no refunds! Your refund will be escaping this [rip]trap with your life! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love the tender meat! Cover your sodas! Dewie loves sugar!

Jackie Moon
Semi-Pro

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HEY MOM! CAN WE GET SOME MEATLOAF? What is she doing back there? I never know what she’s doing.

Chazz Reinhold
Wedding Crashers

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… for about a month my urine smelled like marshmallows …

Chazz Michael Michaels
Blades of Glory

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… how many sarcastic pills you take this morning?

Phil Weston
Kicking & Screaming

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… absolutely ma-am, I would love to sign your baby …

Ricky Bobby
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

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… whoever invented rope was a real a-hole …

Chazz Michael Michaels
Blades of Glory

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… winners get to do what they want …

Ricky Bobby
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

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… we elves try to stick to the four main food groups, candy, candy cane, candy corn, and syrup …

Buddy
Elf

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